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Pencils for Procrastinators

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FINAL SALE

Two weeks.

Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be “two weeks.” Wondering when I’ll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks.

Procrastinators Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
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