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Soap for Calm the F Down

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$14.00
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FINAL SALE

Calm your tits.

Yeah, yeah, everything is going to hell in a hand basket but come on, man! It's like yoga time. Meditation hour. So put those rainforest sounds in your AirPods and take a breather. Because I expect you in full keg-stand mode at my zoom rager later! 

Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.